Oswald has been hit hard by the recession – His big banking bonuses have dried up and he can no longer afford his annual trip to the Whitby Goth Festival. He is looking for new employment and is willing to turn his hand to anything from cheese-monger to snake-charmer.
If you think you can help Oswald escape the dole queue then have a look at his CV in my Etsy shop.
Please spare a moment to help a victim of the economic down-turn. Thank you.










